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Age/Gender: 17, Female
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Entry #108

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CleverMiam

My Link Page

Posted by CleverMiam Nov. 2, 2009 @ 9:37 AM EST

(Note that this link page was made in total awareness of Trolls and Spammer that can use it, enjoy has I will too. Of course, this page was made without the consent of any user and if you want me to remove your link, ban me. Of course you can always try the CAPS LOCK TACTIC and tell me how much you hate me or to tell me I should remove myself the link because I'm not you're pal or I'm fucking gay, I have no problem entering this conversation either. Also, this page will constantly be updated.)

Also, you can comment anything you want on this page, I don't care. I won't say I won't read it, cause there is a high probability I will read them anyway, so... have fun!

FRIENDLY SPAM!!!
*The following user are doomed to receive weekly comment:
TheDeathlessPrince
SlayerX3
TheShadow01
Bassanova-001
JakBaronKing
Dj-Svenzo
Thegluestickman

I'm too lazy to continue for now, so If I forgot you, just comment about it.

Updated: 11/02/09 9:44 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

61 Comments

Nov. 2, 2009 | 1:51 PM Bassanova-001 says:

Yayz! First Comment!

Nov. 2, 2009 | 2:07 PM CleverMiam responds:

Congratulation, you won a ham! :D


Nov. 2, 2009 | 4:29 PM TheShadow01 says:

Hurrah, I'm doomed I feel honored. Now I will begin spamming like a troll since it's allowed. Second comment Lolz!1l!

Nov. 3, 2009 | 12:47 PM CleverMiam responds:

Second reply, lol.


Nov. 2, 2009 | 4:44 PM SlayerX3 says:

Link was sent to save princess Zelda

Nov. 3, 2009 | 12:47 PM CleverMiam responds:

so there are seven of them, mostly men.


Nov. 2, 2009 | 4:59 PM TheDeathlessPrince says:

I'm at the top of the list? ...I feel dirty and honored at the same time, my sweet innocent Clevermaim has grown into a fully fledged perverted spam artist with no regard for anyone around her... *Sniff* I'm so proud.

Come dear, let us go comment on SlayerX3's latent homosexuality and devotion to Mormonism while we eat a Panda alive... God I've been waiting for this day all my life!

Nov. 3, 2009 | 12:50 PM CleverMiam responds:

Uhmmm... I'm not sure how to say this, it would be fun to do some pandavore and all... but I don't think SlayerX3 is gay.


Nov. 2, 2009 | 6:18 PM zerogeass says:

poor them.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 12:47 PM CleverMiam responds:

Do you want to be in?


Nov. 2, 2009 | 9:34 PM thespammer says:

People can be sexually aroused by different things and in a variety of situations. An arousal may be physical or mental in nature. A person may be sexually aroused by another person or by particular aspects of that person (eg.: hair color, build, smell, smile, etc) or by a non-human object.

When a person is sexually aroused by another person, it may be seen as an indicator of that person's sexual orientation. When sexual arousal is achieved by or dependent on the use of objects, it is referred to as sexual fetishism. This also includes sexual arousal which arises from another person's body part.

Most people are sexually aroused by a physical stimulation of an erogenous zone, especially if it is accompanied with the anticipation of imminent sexual activity.

In addition, some people may find nudity, erotica and pornography sexually arousing, though what aspect different people find arousing will vary. Most heterosexual males are visually stimulated by female nudity or partial nudity, while some heterosexual females are stimulated by the state of romance with their partner. According to the marital and sex therapist, David Schnarch, intimacy, the honest portrayal of the two people joining in the sexual act, may lead to a heightened state of passion in sex, including sexual arousal. Such sexual arousal may not lead to an actual sexual activity, beyond a mental arousal. In a 2004 study at Northwestern University, the female participants (both heterosexual and homosexual women) became sexually aroused when they viewed straight as well as lesbian erotic films. Among the male participants, however, the heterosexual men were turned on only by erotic films showing women; the gay males were aroused only by films showing men. The study's senior researcher said that women's sexual desire is less rigidly directed toward a particular gender, as compared with men's; and women's desire is more changeable over time.

Sexual arousal may also be assisted by a romantic setting, music, or other soothing situations.

Given the right stimulation, sexual arousal in humans will typically end in an orgasm, but may be pursued for its own sake, even in the absence of an orgasm.

Some people may experience a sexual arousal disorder. This may be characterized as a lack or absence of sexual fantasies and desire for sexual activity for a period of time. This may be caused by a mental disorder, such as depression, drug use, or some other medical condition. The lack of sexual arousal may be due to a general lack of sexual desire or due to a lack of sexual desire for the current partner. The lack of desire may be acquired (i.e. it may have started after a period of normal sexual functioning) or life-long (the person has always had no/low sexual desire).

Unlike most animals, human beings of both sexes are potentially capable of sexual arousal throughout the year; therefore, there is no human mating season.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 12:52 PM CleverMiam responds:

So, girls turn gay easier? it's somehow creepy.

ANd, it's kinda obvious that there is no mating season.


Nov. 3, 2009 | 12:51 AM TheDeathlessPrince says:

Tell that to me when I was 16... I was fucking things 3-7 times a day and for up to 14 hours. Humans have a season, it begins somewhere between 12-18 and it ends with rigamortis.

Rigamortis isn't in the dictionary? ...Fuck Newgrounds dictionary is bad. Hell "Newgrounds' isn't even in Newgrounds' diction, you type in 'Newgrounds' and it says you've made a spelling error. ...all my dang fancy words gone an mean notin Billy Ray.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 12:49 PM CleverMiam responds:

there's a newground dictionnary? where?

...seven TIMES!!! D:

Updated: Nov. 3, 2009, 12:53 PM

Nov. 3, 2009 | 12:54 PM SlayerX3 says:

thank you Beatrice thank you !

Nov. 3, 2009 | 1:53 PM CleverMiam responds:

no prob :)


Nov. 3, 2009 | 1:36 PM noodle144 says:

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHH *punches a migit in the face*

Nov. 3, 2009 | 1:53 PM CleverMiam responds:

Oops, I forgot you.


Nov. 3, 2009 | 2:38 PM SlayerX3 says:

also:

then Zelda with be gang-banged it is your fault
it was supposed to be just one not seven

Nov. 5, 2009 | 11:06 AM CleverMiam responds:

Well, at least the STONGER wil have sex! :D


Nov. 3, 2009 | 2:39 PM SlayerX3 says:

will be

I still have on idea why I wrote with

I need some sleep, far away from prince

Nov. 5, 2009 | 11:07 AM CleverMiam responds:

k..


Nov. 3, 2009 | 5:48 PM TheDeathlessPrince says:

Wait... Is it Beatrice or Beatrix?

Nov. 5, 2009 | 11:07 AM CleverMiam responds:

I like the "x".


Nov. 4, 2009 | 1:32 AM eightball6219 says:

Gotta say that spam was funny shit

Nov. 5, 2009 | 11:07 AM CleverMiam responds:

It's not over.


Nov. 4, 2009 | 6:42 PM Wraith2000 says:

Coffee.


Nov. 4, 2009 | 6:42 PM Wraith2000 says:

++

THIS WATER IS DELICIOUS


Nov. 4, 2009 | 10:20 PM godpervert says:

Im a Fucking Gay.....?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJy82 2geAg


Nov. 5, 2009 | 9:21 PM Thegluestickman says:

I'VE HEARD OF THAT GLUESTICKMAN CHARACTER. KEEP YOUR EYE ON HIM HE'S A CRAFTY GAFFER.

Nov. 6, 2009 | 8:08 AM CleverMiam responds:

lol


Nov. 5, 2009 | 9:32 PM kornrox says:

Chocolate Cake.

Nov. 6, 2009 | 8:08 AM CleverMiam responds:

even if the cakes a lie, a lie can't make you gain weight, so why not?


Nov. 6, 2009 | 4:02 PM TheFreedMan says:

"its kind of obvious theres no mating season"

I beg to differ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwFpR nOeGg


Nov. 6, 2009 | 5:29 PM SlayerX3 says:

if you eat this cake your boobs will grow larger


Nov. 9, 2009 | 6:10 AM TheDeathlessPrince says:

Beatrix, breasts are best the size they are... don't fall into the group bondage dealing's and become a sheep to the system, breasts are breats and they are fantastic nomatter what size they are.

Nov. 9, 2009 | 9:19 AM CleverMiam responds:

...I can't believe a guy said that!


Nov. 9, 2009 | 9:54 AM SlayerX3 says:

more important

I can't belive Prince said that

Nov. 9, 2009 | 9:56 AM CleverMiam responds:

OK LET'S CALM DOWN!!! IT'S NOT LIKE THE APOCALY-oh shit.


Nov. 9, 2009 | 11:56 AM SlayerX3 says:

I see what you did there

Nov. 9, 2009 | 12:16 PM CleverMiam responds:

I didn't divide by zero, I swear!


Nov. 9, 2009 | 7:00 PM SlayerX3 says:

so can you tell me why there is a vortex near my face?

Nov. 9, 2009 | 9:43 PM CleverMiam responds:

Humm.... ok, maybe I did a little.


Nov. 9, 2009 | 8:19 PM jaxpv says:

hey whats up, i haven't commented in a while.
p.s got any ideas on what i should spend $120 on (more money coming soon :D

Nov. 9, 2009 | 9:43 PM CleverMiam responds:

You could give it to me! :P

No seriously, I don't know.


Nov. 9, 2009 | 8:48 PM fourinone says:

So, is this the sign-up page for WTF pictures/videos?

Nov. 9, 2009 | 9:43 PM CleverMiam responds:

Yup


Nov. 10, 2009 | 8:03 AM TheDeathlessPrince says:

All right then I'll prove it, post a picture of your breasts and see how many guys here go "You know, after considerable observation I have concluded that I do not enjoy these breasts... Oh God I'm gay!"

...Which would be weird considering if I post pictures of my penis I don't think anyone enjoys it... although it does keep our federal police busy... and employed.

...Oh and SlayerX3 would enjoy it obviously.

I prefer nice hips to large breasts, large breasts equal a greater chance of being silicone/shemale... have you ever seen a sheboy with real breasts?

At the end of the day I guess I truly am an ass man. Women worry about the size of their breasts, men worry about the size of their penis and global warming is ignored for another day. Humans have the largest penis in comparison to body size for mammals and girls... well girls don't normally have penis's but at least girls can get implants for breasts if it really bothers them... just do it tactfully for fucks sake, don't go from an A cup to an FF and expect good results... they will look fake, and they don't bounce/wobble/giggle/feel good.
If you go from a C cup to a D cup with implants most people wont notice even if you're naked and they'll still feel real.

It isn't practical to try and appeal to an entire gender (or both), beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In that sense people are attracted to different things, some people are attracted to animals, some to cars, some to violence and some to themselves.

Don't try to make yourself attractive to everyone, try to find someone attracted to you.

...Or masturbate.

Nov. 11, 2009 | 10:27 AM CleverMiam responds:

no

I see your point

I've already made my point in this.

Umm, I've already seen shemale, but not sheboys, unless it's the same thing?

I do not intent to do breast inplant.

I know, wether you are to men, woment, car, pussy, everyone can be happy.

Already responded

...I'm a girl.


Nov. 10, 2009 | 8:16 AM TheDeathlessPrince says:

You know if I wasn't sober right now... I could chalk that one up to the booze.


Nov. 10, 2009 | 12:01 PM Zombiffix says:

*cries*

I see how it is.

Nov. 11, 2009 | 10:27 AM CleverMiam responds:

It is what it is.


Nov. 10, 2009 | 4:01 PM SlayerX3 says:

fuck why did I brought the boobs thing up?

Nov. 11, 2009 | 10:27 AM CleverMiam responds:

I don't konw, but I'll PM you about it. you can be sure of it.


Nov. 10, 2009 | 10:17 PM TheDeathlessPrince says:

Well... you either hate boobs, love boobs or are otherwise obsessed with boobs.

This is an intervention, I'm sorry man but maybe you can't see you have a problem... I am recommending no more boobs for you... ever.

Nov. 11, 2009 | 10:28 AM CleverMiam responds:

Lol! XD


Nov. 11, 2009 | 8:01 AM SlayerX3 says:

that is why I don't even

Nov. 11, 2009 | 10:28 AM CleverMiam responds:

try.


Nov. 11, 2009 | 10:53 AM SlayerX3 says:

NO U

try first

Nov. 11, 2009 | 9:35 PM CleverMiam responds:

Ok.

...just give me some time to prepare the assault.


Nov. 11, 2009 | 12:17 PM Dj-Svenzo says:

ugh..hangover...

Nov. 11, 2009 | 9:35 PM CleverMiam responds:

...Hang on just a little more!


Nov. 11, 2009 | 2:25 PM xellon2 says:

you are such a TREE!!!!!!!!

Nov. 11, 2009 | 9:36 PM CleverMiam responds:

...OH NOEZ!!1!


Nov. 12, 2009 | 10:39 AM SlayerX3 says:

assault rifles?

Nov. 13, 2009 | 9:36 AM CleverMiam responds:

no.


Nov. 12, 2009 | 4:17 PM xellon2 says:

you are an apple tree

Nov. 13, 2009 | 9:37 AM CleverMiam responds:

P (
P


Nov. 12, 2009 | 7:37 PM TheDeathlessPrince says:

Ich sprechen nein gut Deutsche... Bitte sprechen ze englische.

Nov. 13, 2009 | 9:36 AM CleverMiam responds:

Wuuuuuuuuuuut????????????????????
?????????????


Nov. 13, 2009 | 6:34 PM TheDeathlessPrince says:

I speak no good German, please speak in English.

Nov. 15, 2009 | 10:05 PM CleverMiam responds:

Better.


Nov. 13, 2009 | 8:20 PM Dj-Svenzo says:

I wonder how, I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree
I'm turning my head up and down
I'm turning, turning, turning, turning, turning around
And all that I can see is just another lemon tree


Nov. 13, 2009 | 11:00 PM SlayerX3 says:

Assault kittens?

Nov. 15, 2009 | 10:06 PM CleverMiam responds:

Good idea, but no.


Nov. 14, 2009 | 3:15 PM TheDeathlessPrince says:

Sexual Assault Kittens?

Nov. 15, 2009 | 10:06 PM CleverMiam responds:

Goo- Prince you're not suppose to give proposal of weapon to destory you!


Nov. 15, 2009 | 7:17 PM Chdonga says:

Remember me?

Nov. 15, 2009 | 10:06 PM CleverMiam responds:

Long time no see.
Yep, I do.

Updated: Nov. 15, 2009, 10:07 PM

Nov. 16, 2009 | 7:52 AM l-l-Rena-l-l says:

I think if the sky were the ocean there might alot of boats floatin. I could just imagine all the treasure there would be, it would be more than a small fortune methinks. But still.. if the sea dragon was guarding it, it might be tough to get past. Oh well.. i'm sure it's a friendly one that likes strawberries too! We'll have a nice big picnic, you will come too. <3

Nov. 17, 2009 | 9:06 AM CleverMiam responds:

You've reached an increadibly high level of faggotry.


Nov. 16, 2009 | 9:51 AM SlayerX3 says:

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any news my dear?

Nov. 17, 2009 | 9:26 AM CleverMiam responds:

Nah, I had a good night yesterday, that's all :)


Nov. 16, 2009 | 4:36 PM Thegluestickman says:

Lololololo


Nov. 17, 2009 | 11:22 AM l-l-Rena-l-l says:

You don't want to have one..? Aww.. it's always more fun with alot of people and other things though. Oh well.. I'll be sure to send you some back! ^_^

Nov. 17, 2009 | 2:34 PM CleverMiam responds:

Well, I admit you have an impressive list of video game.


Nov. 17, 2009 | 7:40 PM SlayerX3 says:

I damn I have some tests to do but I want to fail them


Nov. 18, 2009 | 6:40 AM TheDeathlessPrince says:

I am curiosity... I kill cats!

Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?

Nov. 18, 2009 | 8:58 AM CleverMiam responds:

Of course I play DD, V3.5 and 4.0, why?

also, if you kill cats, just make sure you clean the floor afterward. Cat blood is very hard to clean up once it's dry.

Updated: Nov. 18, 2009, 8:59 AM

Nov. 18, 2009 | 9:37 AM SlayerX3 says:

O_O

you also play DnD !

but I was playing 3.5, but I'm no longer playing since my party wasn't finding time to get together and play D:

Nov. 18, 2009 | 9:47 AM CleverMiam responds:

Meh, it's been a long time. I haven't played since I'm in Canada.


Nov. 18, 2009 | 3:33 PM SlayerX3 says:

there is been I while since the last time I played but I still kinda miss it sometimes

Nov. 18, 2009 | 6:48 PM CleverMiam responds:

Well, me too a little bit.


Nov. 18, 2009 | 8:53 PM TheDeathlessPrince says:

Why don't you guys come and play D&D with me... >:D

http://www.dndonlinegames.com/member.
php?u=51169

Nov. 20, 2009 | 8:46 AM CleverMiam responds:

Hmmm...


Nov. 20, 2009 | 12:45 PM SlayerX3 says:

are you still in canada?

Nov. 22, 2009 | 2:26 PM CleverMiam responds:

yes...and snow is melting for unknown reason

"Continues to burn people to cinder with flamethrower" Totally unknown reason.


Nov. 22, 2009 | 4:04 PM SlayerX3 says:

I blame global warming

Nov. 29, 2009 | 6:30 PM CleverMiam responds:

Agree


Nov. 23, 2009 | 6:06 AM TheDeathlessPrince says:

I blame Clevermaim for making me all hot and bothered.

Nov. 29, 2009 | 6:30 PM CleverMiam responds:

Wait, What?


Nov. 23, 2009 | 12:14 PM SlayerX3 says:

I don't understan it Prince she didn't do anything that would make you increase your body temperature


Nov. 23, 2009 | 2:26 PM xellon2 says:

you forgot me :'( you are such a TREE!!!!!

Nov. 29, 2009 | 6:31 PM CleverMiam responds:

Oops, well actually tree can't comments :P


Nov. 23, 2009 | 8:15 PM TheDeathlessPrince says:

She doesn't have to, but you could show me a little more skin now and then. ;D

Nov. 29, 2009 | 6:32 PM CleverMiam responds:

He's not playing for that team prince. he never has.


Nov. 25, 2009 | 6:22 AM KittyKillsalot says:

I WANNA BE ON THE LISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTT!!!! D:

I know why I'm not though. It's cause I've been away for so long...I'll fix this. I have a vagina! THE SKY IS THE LIMIT! HAHAHAHAHERPADERPADICK! >:3

Nov. 29, 2009 | 6:33 PM CleverMiam responds:

... the real reason may be that you actually almost never coment on my page. people on the list are daily commenter or contacts... Or sexual assaulters.


Nov. 25, 2009 | 9:47 AM TheDeathlessPrince says:

Vagina = always win? For the love of God don't tell Maim, she'll figure out how to use it against me.

D:

Nov. 29, 2009 | 6:33 PM CleverMiam responds:

....

>:)


Nov. 29, 2009 | 6:55 PM SlayerX3 says:

you know the FBI has a special branch to deal with internet threats

so how have you been? you didn't showed up for a while

Dec. 1, 2009 | 9:05 AM CleverMiam responds:

right now...I'll make a post about how I feel.

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